Next time the public transit looks a little sketchy, you're leaving the bar late and alone or your co workers simply won't shut it - here is a gift we now ship with each custom project we letterpress. With tongue planted ever so firmly in cheek we present our very own 220lb, 100% cotton throwing star business card. It may not be deadly, but it will get the point across.
NOTICE: It is all fun and games till someone loses an eye. Don't throw it at anyone unless you intend to use deadly force.