Next time the public transit looks a little sketchy, you’re leaving the bar late and alone or your co workers simply won’t shut it – here is a gift we now ship with each custom project we letterpress. With tongue planted ever so firmly in cheek we present our very own 220lb, 100% cotton throwing star business card. It may not be deadly, but it will get the point across.

NOTICE: It is all fun and games till someone loses an eye. Don’t throw it at anyone unless you intend to use deadly force.


Soooo cute. I just want to place an order to receive one. Thanks for keeping me inspired!
Cute! This is NOT cute. It is deadly. ;)
Exelent. Don’t you want to add to Cardonizer Business cards gallery Thanks
These are ever-so-fabulous! I couldn’t stop laughing. Genius marketing.
Thanks Kaori, this is the “That card stock is thick enough to kill someone” taken literally. The modern business card has to be memorable, not always practical.
As long as these fit in a wallet or business card holder, they are an excellent idea, if they don’t then I have to say they would get lost on my desk or filed in some out of the way place.
You might only get three or four in there, but yes they’ll fit. Then again, thickness IS the point. Maybe we just need a man purse.
Design Ninjary! Dammit.
Ben, let’s get lunch soon so I can nab some of these. I think these deserve to become a series at some point. With so many ninja styles in MN you can’t have just one.
Nicely done.
SS
This is a Badass Card. I love it.
Very fucking nice :)
Awesome concept!
those are kick ass :P
A business card that will certainly make an impression…
AHHHA!Ninja like !
Man, I just evicted some tenants who destroyed all the doors in the apt. throwing knives and ninja stars at them. But after seeing this perhaps I shoulda reconsidered…